Of the 9 total votes that were cast in my poll, I have come
to realize that I need more followers!
In order to do that, I will give my readers what they want. I will more than likely blog about all
of the shows, but I have to start with KUWTK, as it’s the only show currently
on TV. I have to give a shout out to
my blogger friend Emily, as I believe she voted for this show twice (it only
received two votes).
For
all of those who have been living under a rock for the past few years, let me
catch you up on what’s been happening with this crazy family. Kris Jenner was married to Robert
Kardashian who was one of OJ Simpson’s lawyers. They had “four” kids, the show hints that Robert is not
Khloe’s father (I don’t believe this), and he passed away due to cancer. Kris remarried Bruce Jenner, the 1976
gold medal Olympian, and they have two kids together. A few years back, Kim “leaked” a sex tape, and it’s
around then when they get approached for their own TV show. Kris sees the true money making
potential her family has, and she starts her momager empire by “pimping” out
everyone’s lives for the world to see.
This family has survived weddings, spin offs, divorces, births, tabloid
controversies, and anything else you can imagine.
Kim
and Khloe are worried that Mason, their nephew, is going to be neglected once
Kourtney has her new baby. They
decide to get him a gift in order to help ease the transition of a new sibling. They each buy him small goldfish, and
he names them Fruity and Pebbles.
Of course, within a few days, one of the fish dies. Kourtney disliked the idea of pets, for
this very reason, as she had a traumatic experience with her dog when she was
younger. I agree with her as I do
not want, need or see the positive side of owning a pet. RIP Pebbles! However, to avoid upsetting Mason, they take a picture
before they flush in order to try to find a new fish as his/her replacement.
This is not the exact tank, but you get the point |
Kourtney
does it right this time by getting an entire aquarium set for these new
fish. In true Kardashian fashion,
they struggled to put it together, but in the end they seemed to get it set up
(probably with the help of the producers). Even though they controlled the food and water temperature,
Pebbles II bit the dust (RIP Pebbles II)! Bruce
gives Kourtney a gift about dog heaven in order to help her prepare Mason for
the eventual deaths of all the other goldfish in his life.
After
Kris and her daughters went to go visit her mom last week, Kris has been
obsessed about how the family is going to prosper in the afterlife. Her mom says that she should invest in
a burial plot to fit her whole family.
As always, I believe that Kris has worked this all out with the crypt
keeper to provide free burial plots.
Only she would be worried about their publicity after they are
dead. Kris seeks Bruce’s advice on
this idea, and of course Bruce doesn’t like this idea. Just because his face looks like death
run over, he still have many years to live!
Kris
calls a family meeting and invites everyone including the camera crew. This family can’t take their mom
seriously, and they think, with good reason, that she is trying to make money
off of their deaths. Seriously,
this lady would do anything for another 10%! Did I mention she gets a 10% cut from each of the following
members?
Bruce
Kim
Kourtney
Khloe
Rob
Kendall
I give it another year or two before she tries to get Kylie
into modeling or something else just like her sister. I do believe she truly loves her kids, but she also loves
10% per head! This doesn’t include
all of the money she gets for her endorsements! I think I am just jealous…
I
will admit, I am a little like Kris in the fact once I start focusing on
something, I won’t let it go until I see it to fruition…. i.e. this blog. Kris meets with a designer and sales
person who convinces her to go with the family mausoleum. She decides to put some Armenian and
Olympian flare to the family burial plot.
Poor Bruce just gets emasculated as Kris wants to be the head of the
family, and she wants to be above ground and above everyone else. Kris and Kim take this arduous task
with the same voracity as planning a fab party for 100.
Now
that they have their own mausoleum picked out, Kris needs to accessorize with
the perfect, customized casket.
Can you choose the perfect accessory without trying it on? Of course not! Kris gets in the coffin, and looks a
little too comfortable there. Her
perfect choice is a casket that resembles a baby grand piano. I guarantee this casket would cost over
$30,000, and that stresses me out the most. I am all about telling your loved ones how you would like to
be remembered after you pass, but with the mausoleum, the casket, the burial
plans, but the flower arrangements are just too much on top of everything
else. Khloe and Rob confront their
mom about the uncomfortable situation they have now been exposed. Tears were shed, apologies were made,
and a nice resolution was presented.
Thus, this is how all episodes end.
I GREATLY appreciate this!! Bruce is awesome. What do you think Scott and Kourtney should call baby Penelope?
ReplyDeleteBruce is totally just along for the ride. I would not put up with any of those shenanigans if I were him! What do yo mean what should they call her? Like a nickname?
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